alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

(Source: bromo-aj, via thecaptainandhisnightingale)

fallenangel6668:

Hahaha! Yes! I love you

fallenangel6668:

Hahaha! Yes! I love you

(via beefkirky)

newyorkshows:

A LES MIS BRITISH BOYBAND

ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE

(via pizza)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via nuggetmusings)

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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(via nuggetmusings)

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Earnest Hemmingway (via sobbingkitty)

(Source: psych-facts, via nuggetmusings)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via nuggetmusings)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via lukeisherenow)

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

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(via nuggetmusings)